2019.11.21 — Genghis Khan


The human sex drive is a curse. I feel like porn has saved human civilisation, or at least every womb within a forty km radius of my person from utter destruction via sperm-cluster bomb. The men hunter-gatherers didn't roam chasing mammoths and megafauna, they were chasing pussy.

Do you know how many mershark children I would father if shark cuntboys existed? The seas would run white, and not with foam or anger. I’d have a hell of a time playing tooth faerie too, with how often sharks replace their teeth. I'd have to actually carry cash and change on me.

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